Okay so I wanna make my own ‘humans are weird’ posts cause I love that this is a thing and I wanna make my own before it diies out.
Okay so like what if aliens don’t understand celebrities being treated as dieties? Like they would probably see all the merchadise and photos and news coverage and fanclubs that accompany celebrities and might understand it the same way they would with religion. Like an alien sees a bunch of posters of a celebrity in a human’s room and asks about it and then the human says
“Oh them? That’s (insert celebrity name here)! They’re amazing! I’d be soo excited if I ever got to meet them.
The alien would proably think that meeting the celebrity was some special privilige only granted to the few that the celebrity deems worthy and that’s why humans freak the fuck out whenever meeting a celebrity.
So like imagine that an alien, with the understanding that celebrities are beings with very high influence and power in society, met a celebrity.
Like an alien was visiting earth and then miraculously saw Beyonce on the street. The alien would only know how to react in terms of how they see crowds react on tv and how humans talk about celebrites
The alien would probably bow down and then say “Its truely an honor to meet you! I understand you have great influence in society! If it is not too much trouble, your majesty, would you please write your name on a piece of paper?”
